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Niko Stratis

Niko Stratis
No blood in any of this

No blood in any of this

I remember green feeling different. Green that was more than just a shade reserved for grass slowly emerging through the melting snow in the not-winter seasons of my youth. Green that hummed on a monitor, green with sharp corners and dull edges. Pixelated and cold, but teeming with life and

13 Mar 2025
Duct-tape and soldered wires

Essays

Duct-tape and soldered wires

Last night I had a dream that I was at a friend’s funeral, and this morning I had to wake up and check the obituaries to make sure it wasn’t real.

22 Feb 2025
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the severance turns the minutes to hours

Essays

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the severance turns the minutes to hours

I’m thinking about “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” this morning. Partially because I always am, and partially because of three seconds in the opening minutes of the latest episode of Severance.

14 Feb 2025
Seabirds singing like doves

Essays

Seabirds singing like doves

For months I thought there was an owl outside.

10 Feb 2025
Draw us into your picture

Draw us into your picture

The Grammy’s were last night, which feels like a very funny break to have in the midst of an eternal barrage of doomer news, but maybe it's just the kind of aside people need. Let us post about something else for a while. Give the Grammy for

03 Feb 2025
An image of a body of water, Schwatka Lake, in Whitehorse, Yukon

Andy are you goofing on Elvis?

If you've been waiting to read a portion from my upcoming book The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman, today is your lucky day! Big thanks to Luke O'Neil and his incredible newsletter Welcome To Hell World for featuring an excerpt, an essay featuring one

31 Jan 2025
Just One More

Just One More

I can hear the theme music in stale and still air. Even with my eyelids closed and sleep on the horizon, it’s there. Hunting without terror, a lingering spirit calling me closer to the edge. Obsession in synthwave, dancing in 7/8 time, taunting, teasing. Enticing. I read a

21 Jan 2025
and the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

Blog Posts

and the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

I am nothing if not open to being called to action in order to write a meandering blog post on something I actually have a lot of thoughts about but wanted to spare you a diatribe.

24 Dec 2024
Don't Worry About The Cost

Essays

Don't Worry About The Cost

Note: this is a piece I wrote to read on stage for The Basement Revue, a yearly music/literary variety show here in Toronto. I thought it would be nice to include it here in the newsletter at the end of the year as well. If you'd like

23 Dec 2024
Wrapped will never love you back

Wrapped will never love you back

Spotify is a garbage ball rolling around the idea of a life and gathering all things onto itself, like a kind of Wario Katamari Damacy.

04 Dec 2024
Far away from dry land and its bitter memories

Far away from dry land and its bitter memories

I wrote a book.  It wasn’t always going to be this way. One day I just decided to run. I packed two bags of my belongings, left the Yukon, landed in Toronto. Stayed in the spare room in a loft next to a pretty good coffee shop in the

15 Nov 2024
Punk Pinocchios gotta go, gotta go

Essays

Punk Pinocchios gotta go, gotta go

There’s a lot to be said about saying fuck it and grasping for all your desires when everything feels like it’s falling apart at a rapid clip.

08 Nov 2024
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